Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers of the South call you “Hesus”, we thank you so much for my family beautiful, beautiful handsome striking trainers Clark and Blandford aka Fatty Addy and of course my red hot smoking cousin Shane, stone cold fox, and thank you for my best friend Sean whose got my back no matter what, shake and bake!  Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we also thank you for our neighbor Chip, we hope you use your baby Jesus powers to heal him because he talks in different accents and we’re all starting to wonder!  Dear tiny infant Jesus may you keep our bodies warm and one foot in front of the other as we embrace the Bambi and prove once more that Derby City CrossFitters are The Fittest Drunks In Town!!!

(Talledga Nights- Ricky Bobby)